"I jorked it to the cars now need cleaning" - Jimbob
"It requires more Markeplier but otherwise perfect!" - John Dick
"Jim: I'm ok
Ok: No you're not
not: What im not Jim
John: I like yogurt
Gurt: yo"
"I like the animated movie better" - Kaylheigh
"When I first found this site I was single, Lonely and depressed. Now I found purpose in life. I've been enlightened" - Father Billy
"Cleanup in aisle: MY PANTS" - Chad
"W rizz has been found" - Freddy Fredman
"And I was like Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine" - Justin
"Batteries aren't included" - Bertha